A good laugh: Good occupation

August 10, 2017

By Eddy Montilla.

“By observing your likes, it is possible to know your occupation in the future.” A teacher said to her students. “Let’s see, tell me what part of my body you prefer and I will tell you what you will be some day.”

“I like your nails, Miss Baker.”

“Well, you will probably be manicurist, Angela.”

“I love your eyes, Miss Baker.”

“You might be a good oculist, John.”

“Don’t worry about me.” Ron said. “I know exactly what I want to be: A good milker!”

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A good laugh: The judoka ant

May 14, 2017

By Eddy Montilla.

Hundreds of ants, tired of seeing their anthill destroyed by the footsteps of a giraffe, leap at its throat. The giraffe, with a couple of shakes, knocked all of them to the ground, except one.

“Come on, Anthony, you can do it!” The ants shouted at his friend.

“You do judo, Anthony, knock him down!”

“Ippon, ippon, ippon!”

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A good laugh: Unwanted kisses

August 5, 2016

By Eddy Montilla.

PLUMBER

A man staggers into his house and says: “You look so beautiful, sweetheart! Let me kiss all these moles you have on your thin arms one by one!!”

“Three things tell me that you are blind drunk, sir. First, I’m not your wife; I am a plumber. Second, “these thin arms” are two plungers to unblock your toilet and third, I had never seen a man kissing his own sh..t so happily!!”

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A good laugh: The truly Hell

June 13, 2016

By Eddy Montilla.

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of any person for his or her religious convictions.

HELL

On a Sunday morning, a father is reading biblical stories to his little son.

“Dad, does Hell really exist?”

“Of course, son”

“And where is it exactly?”

The father looks at her wife and asks her kindly:

Honey, what is your mother’s new address?”

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A Good Laugh: The unlucky husband

May 16, 2016

By Eddy Montilla.

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of any person for his or her religious convictions.

DAILY ROUTINE

A man is crying inconsolably in a church. A father saw him, come closer and ask him: “What happened to you, grief-stricken soul?”

”My wife left me, father.”

I see. It is painful, but now she is in Jesus’ arms.

No, father, she left me for Jesus, the Mexican, last year and came back soon. Another man, father, another man.

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A good laugh: Keeping burglars away

April 4, 2016

By Eddy Montilla.

MIRROR

“Mark, burglars don’t give me a moment’s peace.”

“I had the same problem, Fred, but now I can even sleep with the door wide open.”

“How did you get it?”

“Very simple. I just put a sign in front of my house: To burglars: I have all the fences around his home electrified with high voltage, a pit bull is always behind the door and my wife’s face is uglier than hell. Believe me, if the first two things do not kill you, the third one will do.”

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A Good Laugh: “Heaven? No, thanks”

February 10, 2016

By Eddy Montilla.

HEAVEN-HELL

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of any person who could suffer from mental illness or making fun of any person for his or her religious convictions.

Two madmen are digging the backyard of a mental hospital.

“Hey, Ben. You need a doctor. I think you are crazy.” Ben’s friend said. “First you told me that we were going to Heaven and now you have decided to go to Hell.”

“Believe me, Frank. I know what I am doing. These people up there are not good.”

Just at that moment, it started to rain cats and dogs.

Can you see, Frank? Now they are pissing on us! Keep digging quickly before they decide to shit!!

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