A good laugh: Aromatic names

July 20, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

“Long time no see, Ben! Are those your children?”

Yes. This is Chanel, Givenchy and the little one is Bvlgary.” My wife is going to have a boy next month.”

“And his name will be Christian Dior, right?”

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A good laugh: The witty husband

June 26, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

“It’s 9:00 p.m., so I have to go home because my wife is waiting for me.” A man says to his friend at a bar.

“But, Joe, at least one day chuck it all in! You have to let her know who is the boss of the house, man!”

Joe, then, takes his phone and says: “Listen to me, don’t wait for me tonight. I will be drinking with a friend and two beautiful women, very different from you, fat and old woman, and from the old witch of your mother!”

“Joe, it was not necessary to go quite that far. You shouldn’t say that to your wife!”

“To my wife? No! I said that to yours!”

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A good laugh: FBI

June 10, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

“Hey, dad. I know what I am going to be when I grow up.” A kid says to his father with the result of his math test in his hands. “I’ll work for the FBI!”

“And how do you know that?” His father asks him.

“Look at my grades, the teacher gave me the F already!”

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A good laugh: a good piece of advice

June 6, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of any person for his or her religious convictions.

“Instructor, my parachute does not open! Any suggestion?”

“Yes. Use your reserve parachute.”

“It doesn’t work either! I’m getting close to the ground. Any other suggestion?”

“Put your hand together and repeat after me: Our Father,
who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name…”

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A good laugh: It depends on my neighbor

June 2, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

DRUNK

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of any person with alcohol-related problems or making fun of any person for his or her religious convictions.

A man, completely drunk, enters a church looking for a new life.

“Love your neighbors with all your heart, with all your soul.” The father said. “Hug them and kiss them!”

The drunk takes a look at his right to find an eighty-year-old woman without teeth. Then, he looks at his left and he sees a fat old man almost snoring. Finally, he looks back and sees a beautiful woman who smiles at him innocently.

“Father”, the drunk interrupted him quickly, “repeat the last phrase, but please wait until I sit on that bench!”

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A good laugh: The unfortunate doctor

May 10, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

A voluptuous young woman enters a consulting room where a doctor, in his 60s, waits for the next patient while thinking about the terrible drought, sexually speaking, he has been through.

“Take all your clothes off quickly, young lady. You need an extensive and thorough examination.” The doctor said, drooling saliva from his mouth like a dog in front of food.

“It’s my grandmother outside who doesn’t look fine, doctor. Graaaanny!”

“Leave her where she is.” The doctor said. “In that case, some syrup will be enough!”

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A good laugh: Wonder Woman

April 14, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

A woman in her fifties is waiting for her husband, dressed as Wonder Woman. When he entered the house, she tied him suddenly and told him:

”I am Wonder Woman and this is my Lasso of Truth. Now tell me: Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?”

”You, honey.” He quickly answered. “And your beloved mother comes second!”

The woman rushes into her bedroom, changes her clothes and gets the car keys.

”Where are you going?”

”To the store. This Lasso of Truth is not working well!”

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Photo: By courtesy of R. Bl. (photo to the left) under the criteria of Creative Commons (Flickr, 4-14-2018).