A good laugh: It’s not my fault

September 18, 2017

By Eddy Montilla

“All these F’s deserve a good thrashing!” A father says after watching his son’s grades.

“I agree with you, dad. Change your clothes and follow me: I will take you to the teacher’s house!”

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A good laugh: Diving into nothing

June 27, 2017

By Eddy Montilla.

A man, gun in hand, goes directly to his bedroom where his wife and a man are with only their feet sticking out from under the sheets.

“It is not what you think, darling. He is my scuba-diving instructor and he was teaching me about what we can see when we swim underwater.” His wife said.

“That’s absolutely right, sir.” The man, clearly nervous, said. “And by the way, that sea is huge, but there is nothing there. Believe me, sir. I was diving for hours and I couldn’t even find a little fish.”

The woman, flew into a rage when she heard that and said to her husband:

“Jason, please, don’t waste your bullets. I will kill this as…hole with my own hands!

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A good laugh: Saving money

March 2, 2017

A maniacal wicked witch plotting something nefarious.

By Eddy Montilla.

A five-year-old girl is weeping inconsolably because she wants to play the part of witch in a familiar drama. While her mother tries to convince her that let her granny do that job, her father is engrossed using his computer.

”Can you ask the nerd of your husband for help?” The grannie said.

”Yes, mom. Nerd!!”

The father whispers something in her daughter’s ear and, suddenly, she wants a different role.

”How could you convince her?” The mother-in-law asked him.

”It was very simple. I just told her: We need to save money if you want a new talking doll. Let your grandmother be the witch. She doesn’t need to buy makeup.”

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A good laugh: The regretful genius

February 18, 2017

EXAM

By Eddy Montilla.

A father is watching his son’s grades…

“Hey, dad, why am I so intelligent?”

“Because you are a genius, like your father, son.”

“And that’s why you married mom?”

“No. Even geniuses make mistakes!”

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A good Laugh: Crazy dogs

February 13, 2017

By Eddy Montilla.

dogs

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of people suffer from mental illness.

Five people enter a psychiatrist’s office.

“Woof-woof!” A man barked.

“Woof-woof!” Another man responded.

“Don’t pay attention to these guys, doc.” The only person who was not barking said to the psychiatrist with a friendly smile. “They are all crazy and think they are dogs.”

“And who are you, sir?” The doctor asked.

“The driver of the dog catcher’s van!”

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A good laugh: The smart student

December 17, 2016

By Eddy Montilla.

CHICKEN

“This is my drawing, Miss Beetle.” A boy said to his teacher.

“A blank page?”

No! It is a fast chicken eating corn grains, but it ate all of them already.”

“And, where is the chicken?”

“It ran away!”

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A good laugh: Unwanted kisses

August 5, 2016

By Eddy Montilla.

PLUMBER

A man staggers into his house and says: “You look so beautiful, sweetheart! Let me kiss all these moles you have on your thin arms one by one!!”

“Three things tell me that you are blind drunk, sir. First, I’m not your wife; I am a plumber. Second, “these thin arms” are two plungers to unblock your toilet and third, I had never seen a man kissing his own sh..t so happily!!”

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