A good laugh: A clever escape

December 4, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of any person who could suffer from mental illness or making fun of any person for his or her religious convictions.

“Hey, Frank, wake up. Everybody is sleeping and the doctor left his car keys on the table. This is our chance to escape from this place”, a madman said to his friend.

“But, how about the engine? They will hear the sound and we will be in trouble.

“Don’t worry about it”, the madman says with a broad smile, “I took it out already and now it’s very quiet!”

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A good laugh: The poetic drunk

September 30, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

Reformed drunk

A man is knocking at the door. When the door opens, he says: “My beloved wife. I’m poetic tonight. Come to my arms and kiss me while the moon shines.”

“Mr. Drew, I think you are dead drunk. First, you don’t live here, but three blocks away and second, your wife is only 28 and I am 69.”

“Vodka, vodka!,” Mr. Drew says, “what a shame! Don’t you know that stale bread and caviar are not the same!!”

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A good laugh: My first day at work

September 26, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

On his first day at work as a waiter, a man who knows nothing about food, takes an order and goes directly to the kitchen with a worried expression on his face.

“We are in trouble, Daniel.”

“What´s going on?”

“It´s that Lady’s order. She asked Valencian paella.”

“So, what´s the problem?”

“What´s the problem? We are in Brooklyn!”

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A good laugh: Reciprocity

September 25, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

A millionaire, owner of a huge firm, is about to enter his office when he sees a poor employee mopping the floor and cleaning the toilets.

“You are a very important person for this firm,” the millionaire tells him.

The employee, unable to understand the message, eyes him up and down and then replies: “You too, bro!”

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A good laugh: The erudite Captain America

September 24, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

“Selling hot dogs in Manhaaaattan? Captain America, what the hell happened to you?”

“I’m not a hero anymore, bro. I lost a spelling bee contest.”

“Don’t worry about it, Captain. Some words are very difficult: chiaroscurist, succedaneum, esquamulose… By the way, what word couldn’t you spell?”

“America!”

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A good laugh: The desperate for love Batman

September 10, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

“Who did that to you, Batman?” Robin said after seeing his friend badly beaten up.

“Catwoman.”

“But Why? She has always had the hots for you.”

“Oh, yeah. That was until she found me kissing a dog!”

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A good laugh: Good friends

September 8, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

A man is desperately knocking at his friend’s door as if he wanted to break it down.

“What’s going on, Fred?”

“Hide me here, Joe. My wife knows that I have another woman and she wants to kill me!”

“Go to that woman’s house. I’m sure that your wife will not find you there.”

“And why do you think I came here?”

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