A good laugh: Reciprocity

September 25, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

A millionaire, owner of a huge firm, is about to enter his office when he sees a poor employee mopping the floor and cleaning the toilets.

“You are a very important person for this firm,” the millionaire tells him.

The employee, unable to understand the message, eyes him up and down and then replies: “You too, bro!”

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A good laugh: The erudite Captain America

September 24, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

“Selling hot dogs in Manhaaaattan? Captain America, what the hell happened to you?”

“I’m not a hero anymore, bro. I lost a spelling bee contest.”

“Don’t worry about it, Captain. Some words are very difficult: chiaroscurist, succedaneum, esquamulose… By the way, what word couldn’t you spell?”

“America!”

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A good laugh: The desperate for love Batman

September 10, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

“Who did that to you, Batman?” Robin said after seeing his friend badly beaten up.

“Catwoman.”

“But Why? She has always had the hots for you.”

“Oh, yeah. That was until she found me kissing a dog!”

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A good laugh: Good friends

September 8, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

A man is desperately knocking at his friend’s door as if he wanted to break it down.

“What’s going on, Fred?”

“Hide me here, Joe. My wife knows that I have another woman and she wants to kill me!”

“Go to that woman’s house. I’m sure that your wife will not find you there.”

“And why do you think I came here?”

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A good laugh: Unwanted hiccups

August 14, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

“Wake, sir. Your wife will not have triplets. That’s only a trick to get rid of her hiccups.”

“His not my husband, doctor, he’s his best friend!”

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A good laugh: Adorable child

August 8, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

A child goes to see his first movie at the cinema and without his parents. One minute after he bought his movie ticket, he went back to the box office to buy a new one.

“One more, please”.

“Why?”

“I think the gentleman in front of that door is very angry at me. When I handed my ticket to him, he tore it! “

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A good laugh: Obvious answer

July 28, 2018

By Eddy Montilla.

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of any person who could suffer from mental illness.

Thousands of people walk along a street, carrying a coffin at a funeral. When they pass near a madhouse, a crazy man is looking at them from the inner courtyard.

“I wonder who died” A person said.

The crazy man looked at him and replied: “The man in the coffin.”

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