By Eddy Montilla.
A man, gun in hand, goes directly to his bedroom where his wife and a man are with only their feet sticking out from under the sheets.
“It is not what you think, darling. He is my scuba-diving instructor and he was teaching me about what we can see when we swim underwater.” His wife said.
“That’s absolutely right, sir.” The man, clearly nervous, said. “And by the way, that sea is huge, but there is nothing there. Believe me, sir. I was diving for hours and I couldn’t even find a little fish.”
The woman, flew into a rage when she heard that and said to her husband:
“Jason, please, don’t waste your bullets. I will kill this as…hole with my own hands!”
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