A Good Laugh: “Heaven? No, thanks”

By Eddy Montilla.

HEAVEN-HELL

Explanatory Note: The following joke is a made-up story by the author with the sole purpose of providing fun for the readers. Therefore, it does not have the slightest intention of making fun of any person who could suffer from mental illness or making fun of any person for his or her religious convictions.

Two madmen are digging the backyard of a mental hospital.

“Hey, Ben. You need a doctor. I think you are crazy.” Ben’s friend said. “First you told me that we were going to Heaven and now you have decided to go to Hell.”

“Believe me, Frank. I know what I am doing. These people up there are not good.”

Just at that moment, it started to rain cats and dogs.

Can you see, Frank? Now they are pissing on us! Keep digging quickly before they decide to shit!!

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