By Eddy Montilla.
A starving vampire was pacing up and down a deserted street very late at night. “I want a pint of blood!” He said when he saw his friend coming with his face covered with blood. “Where did you get that?” The vampire asked his friend while drooling over it.
“I just told my wife how ugly she looks now and how much I hate her mother!”
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