A man spent all night drinking in a bar. The next morning, he took a bus to go home. Alcohol dulled his senses and started shouting at the passengers: “Those who are to my left are lazy and those who are to my right are stupid!”
A man sitting to the left side took offense at the drunk’s words and replied immediately: “Hey, weigh your words carefully. I work more than 10 hours every day. I am not lazy!
“Then, what the hell are you doing there?” The drunk said. “Move to the right, IDIOT!!