A lord in Britain was having an affair with a woman when her husband came back home. “I will hide you in the closet, come into here, quickly!”
Hours later, they went to sleep and the woman forgot completely her lover. Then, she said to her husband: “Are you going to buy me a new TV, darling?” Her husband, a very religious man, answered: “The Lord who is watching us will buy it for me,” he said as he pointed at a picture of Jesus.
“Are you going to buy me a new car, darling?” “The Lord who is watching us will buy it for me.” While she continued asking for things, her lover inside the closet thought they were referring to him, so he flew into a rage, got out of the closet and told him: “Hey, you should buy something too. Who the hell do you think I am? The King?”